The Unwanted CV
What It Says on the CV vs What It Is in Practice
Deft Delegation Skills >> Strategic Incompetence
Recently popularised as “weaponised incompetence” on TikTok (in the context of unequal household duties between married couples), strategic incompetence is the art of avoiding undesirable tasks by pretending to be unable to do them.
The Singaporean version: tai chi, “Act blur, live longer”
Able to Work Fast and Multi-task >> the Curse of the Efficient Person
A common requirement in recruitment notices. However, getting so many things done too quickly means you might be a target for the strategically incompetent. Taking on too many tasks and multi-tasking has also been shown to lead to less optimal results and eventually the worker’s burnout.
The Singaporean version: bao ka liao, “everything also do”
Terrific Team Player >> Taking Too Much Credit
Someone who claims to believe in “we”, not “me”, is skilled in salesmanship or putting forth ideas, but doesn’t follow through with action and execution, or puts in 1% of effort in a team project.
The Singaporean version: “No action, talk only”
Dec 10, 2021